pardon my temporary terrets fucking cocksucker motherfucker bus driver passed me tonight at the bus stop in the RAIN with lots of GROCERIES. I cussed for two blocks and then dared people with my eyes to mess with me because I was now walking in the RAIN with GROCERIES fucking cocksucker. yea....pissed....still am.
I want someone to hurt from this.
and my second story is another tale from my lovely crack den.
SO we might.....well we do knowing our building and luck....have rodents. of course the way we discovered this was through a half eaten pot brownie....of course we would have stoner rats to go with this house...and poop dropings....so I called my land lord to let him know.
first he was shocked that there was even the possibility....and even more so that they might be in my roommates bedroom,,,,even though my roommate has two very sizeable "hidden" doors in her closets...
and door two...covered up (by us!) because it didnt have a door!
and so I said to him....really even with the HUGE holes in her closet? so he says ok Ill send Nick by and he'll figure out whats up and seal up holes (even though they are doors)
and then he told me that he is pretty sure there arent rodents b/c they just re-sided the house and they would have seen them if they were in the walls.
YES BECAUSE THEY STAY OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE THAT! ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THAT NOISE YOU WERE MAKING! WHAT THE FUCK?!
and then I said well maybe we should have an exterminator come by?! cause rodents can cause problems
Oh no they cant! we'll seel stuff up and then they will just leave in three days.
WHAT PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON!
and then my sorta landlord....well he came over with THESE...
OH THANK GOD YOU BROUGHT US THOSE OH SO HUMAIN MOUSE TRAPS! THAT WILL SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS YAY!
ps sorry this was so long
I owe so many cookies that I will just start rewarding hugs for reading this far ^_^