Aleena (relinya) wrote,
Aleena
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WELL DO I HAVE A DOOSY FOR YOU ALL!!!

*deep breath*

The Crack house strikes again:

ok so I'm pretty fucking tired today I went to bed at 1:30 and got up at 8:30 not too bad right?! WRONG!

Like I said I went to bed at 1:30 and I was pretty tired so I'm pretty sure I fell asleep right away. I am awoken by a banging noise. At first I thought maybe my alarm had gone off and I needed to get up for work but fuck was I tired really?! its really dark outside.... the banging is really really loud...ok is someone at my door?

BANGING!

I am suddenly wide awake and I look at my phone....its 3:30 in the fucking morning....what the fuck is this banging?!

I keep hearing it and then it dawns on me what this noise is....suddenly my heart is racing faster and there is a shit ton of adrenaline running through me...why you ask?

I realized that the banging was coming from our windows....SOME MOTHER FUCKER IS BANGING ON OUR WINDOWS AT 3:30 IN THE MORNING! Let me tell you one thing first before I continue, I live on the third floor of my crack house and the only way to get to our apt are the stairs in the hall way....the fire escape doesn't even reach the ground safe right?! hahaha...to continue (Ill have to edit a photo in here)

many scenarios are running through my head at this point and I'm freaking my self out I don't want to move my curtain and look because what if someone is trying to break in?! so then I think ok Ill go to the kitchen and look out that window because it looks at the little roof that has my window and Caroline's windows. First I ask Ricky..."am I going crazy or is someone banging on our windows?" to which he says wow yes....so we are wide fucking awake now.

I go to the kitchen slam the window open and see this guy banging on Caroline's window (let me just add this hysterical point SHE SLEPT THROUGH ALL OF IT! WHAT THE FUCK CAROLINE! ARE YOU A DEAD PERSON?!) ANYWAY... so this is the dialog that ensued...

Me: "um who are you and why the fuck are you banging on my windows?" (I am fully aware that this might be a crazy guy who will shoot me but holy hell he wouldn't stop banging!)

I shall call him Crack head or CH for short (while he was talking he was slurring and

CH: FINALLY! I'm locked out.
Me: That's nice, I don't know you.
CH: Well I'm Han's friend and I'm staying with him and he went to the bar and I didn't go but I cant get a hold of him I keep calling.
Me: I'm sorry
CH: I know this is weird but I'm freezing my ass off and could you please let me in?
Ricky: Um no!
CH: I know you don't know me but I know Mellow and pete and hans and I just cant get him on the phone please
Me: Call Luke then (Luke is Mellow)
CH: I don't have his number just Han's
Me: How am I honestly supposed to trust you here. its 3 in the morning and I don't know you and you're banging on my windows.
CH: I know I'm really sorry
Me: Fuck it fine Ill let you in, Ill meet you down stairs
CH: I'm fine with just climbing in this window...
ME: NO. I'M ALREADY LETTING YOU INTO MY BUILDING AND I DON'T KNOW YOU THERE IS NO WAY IM LETTING YOU INTO MY HOUSE.
CH: Ill meet you down stairs then.

so I let him in...but I had so much adrenaline that I couldn't sleep for at least another 30 min on top of the 20 spent talking to this douche bag. he was high as a kite.

arg! what the fucking fuck! if you made it this far I love you... you get a cookie :)

sorry about all the Ellipses :D
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